Stanley

A persistently annoying person. One who strives to succeed, and believes they will achieve success by being a douche.

Man, stop being a stanley, you're turning this party into a sausage fest.

by Dead Orchid January 5, 2011

stanley

the feeling of immense tiredness and fatigue

person 1: damn girl those are some saggy eye bags you got

person 2: I'm just mad stanley today. only got 2 hours of sleep last night

person 1: yah g I feel you, i been feeling mad stanley these past few days too

by melanatedman69creamerboy April 17, 2022

stanley

Short for "Stanley knife".

"You flash cockney bastards - YOU KNOW STANLEY"? (quote from Football Factory)

by neglesaks.dk July 15, 2008

stanley

A lard ass, who jiggles when he walks. He eats everyone's food and doesn't stop.

You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley

Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!

by truther23 June 8, 2018

stanley

Term used to describe someone who is a real tool.

"Jesus, why'd you have to bring that guy?"

"Seriously, Jen, he's a real friggin' stanley, ya know?"

by Ben63 December 8, 2006

Stanley

1. Noun Under the term, 'Stanley', is a wide range of adjectives that depict the nature of -- a naive, young man. 'Stanley' is One that lacks intuitive and ambition to do productive activities; instead, a man of such relieves life by entertaining himself endlessly with video games, watching 'Scrubs', and getting lost with a Subway map...in which, he may end up in China.

2. Noun A common name for a squiggly line; infamous in doodles.

Plural: Stanleys.

That child...is sure to become a Stanley one day! Karen...what are all these Stanleys doing in your Math Notebook? You will receive an F for doodling Stanleys all over your test paper.

by Tessalinne September 1, 2010

Stanley

A type of knife, associated with being used by English football hooligans amongst other things.

"Meet Stanley" From football factory, scouser whips out his Stanley knife.

by Duncaninho June 23, 2008