vaginal stalagmites/stalactites

when a women has pubic hair INSIDE her vagina

hey michael did christina have vaginal stalagmites/stalactites

by bal_zak March 8, 2010

Stalagshite

N. A firm mountainous pile of shit that breaches the toilet seat in an outhouse.

At the Missoula Moose Chile Cook Off, i had to straddle the Damn toilet seat to take a shit because the stalagshite would have sodomized me.

by Hot Dog Goblin September 21, 2020

stalagmite pussy

An excessively, bumpy or rigid vagina.

I tried to go down on her, but that bitch had a stalagmite pussy.

by Glenevere April 20, 2009

Stalagmite

The act of being not funny

"After Pat made a dumb joke, we all told him that he was stalagmite"

by Michael Albert November 10, 2004

stalg

(noun) stal-je stalg- a marlboro blend no. 27 cigarette.

derived from the word nostalgia.

said to have a nostalgic taste by exquisite smokers.

" yo ski, lets stalg"
" yo lee, lets smoke a stalg"

by wes/black ice May 13, 2008

Stalgo

A person who plays left 4 dead competetivley and thinks he is good at it. Fails at hunter pounces a lot too.

Wow did you see ak sikta he is such a Stalgo when he plays left 4 dead.

by Young boi jay April 14, 2009

stalagsheit

when you have a shit that sticks outta the toilet and defies physics, not flushing etc.

yo Ryan! i just squatted over the toilet and dropped a solid stalagsheit! that fucker didn’t flush.

by ashBerg May 21, 2018