helicopter stains

When a log shit is in the toilet and revolves like a helicopter propeller upon flushing, leaving a stain .

Keith took a huge shit and left helicopter stains in the bowl.

by Rich StaBone April 18, 2018

Wank-Stains

Stains of busted nuts from multiple wank sessions. Typically in the form of dried up nut. The kind your mom finds in the carpet, on bed sheets, in a gak towel or in a tube sock.

Mom: What is all this flakey, crusty stuff in your sock? This thing could stand on its own.

Son: It’s just my wank-stains. Don’t wash it. I like the rough feel.

Mom: You sound like your father.

by Eaton Holgoode January 5, 2018

protein stains

stains caused by ejaculation

i went to a hotel and there were protein stains on the sheets... disgusting

by mr happy January 5, 2004

pube-stains

noun. a moistening of the pants caused by the production of sweat in the gooch area, resembling that of a pit stain.

Hot cheerleader: I agree that Ted would be majestically hot. Yet, he tends to unintentionally dampen me with his pube-stains after the football games.
Hot cheerleader 2: Oh hells yes you skanky cracker hoe.

by MikeyMac2 January 22, 2008

chocolate stains

the aftermath after Eric Johnson uses a toilet

Did you see those chocolate stains Eric Johnson left this time? He even got it on the seat. WTF?

by ihateericyouruinedmylifeahole January 6, 2008

hanes with stains

Shitty, skidmarked underpants.

I can't believe I made out with that fat dude wearing hanes with stains.

by smackjer September 12, 2003

mayonnaise stains

The crispy and dried stains you find in the crotch of women's panties.

I had every intention of sniffing her panties but then I noticed the mayonnaise stains and quickly changed my mind.

by Fav December 3, 2006