Staff Administrator

The levels awarded on the popular Pokemon forum, PokeCommunity, when the user isn't good enough to have the real Administrator title.

Arcanine is a Staff Administrator, while Kairi is a full Administrator.

by JKaizer January 16, 2005

staff meeting

An after work toke amongst co-workers and their rides

"You & my girlfriend used to work together?"
"Yeah, we used to toke after work all the time"
"Well, she's picking me up at close; Staff Meeting?"

by Anthony MacNeil January 29, 2007

staff on duty

1) One who maintains order in a Hall.

*knock knock knock* Staff on Duty... Could you open your door, please?

by nzim April 27, 2004

staff meating

To have sexual relations at work

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating’

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

Staff Infection

A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.

May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.

June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.

by surrrra June 13, 2007

Staff of David

A pool cue used by a jew.
Sometimes confused with Star of David by people with no common sense.

Chris: Time to play pool
Andy: Get your Staff of David then.

by GaryE January 13, 2008

Staff Blog Lozers

Individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. Where they ramble on about how fucked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some shit out of their colon so as to give it to the author.

Topics covered are often classed in the category of: "reasons to break up with someone", "maybe it IS time to slit your wrists" and "actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds".

Staff Blog Lozers: woe is me, I woke up, got dressed, did a shit, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn't let me sleep, apparently pwned the shit out of a n00b but all I really did was show I can outshout a 12 year old, and now I talks about the girl I love, so much you'll want to vomit.

Dipshit Reader: ZOH MY GOD U R AWESOMECAKES! I want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.

by Blog Hater February 19, 2009