When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!
by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009
Get the Stache-tasticmug. A mustache with long flowing locks straight down with no part. Hanging below the lower lip; a hair curtain for the mouth.
by PMoore630 July 28, 2009
Get the Flap-Stachemug. Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.
by A. Massey March 10, 2019
Get the Coke Stachemug. The source behind the Chicago Blackhawks' epic Stanely Cup victory.
i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.
No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!
i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.
No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!
Everyone head coach in the NHL wishes he had something as awesome as the Q-Stache. But that would be impossible. It's a fact!
by Chiago B-Hawk July 28, 2010
Get the Q-stachemug. John: Come on baby, blood doesn't bother me; let me eat your pussy.
Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!
Christina: I'm not down with the Twilight Stache!
by The Baddest Bitch! November 18, 2009
Get the Twilight Stachemug. A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.
Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"
Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"
Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"
Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"
Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"
by T-WOO April 21, 2010
Get the Scab Stachemug. a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.
in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.
even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.
even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.
all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.
by rickdaniel February 8, 2009
Get the class stachemug.