stale cake

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch

Matt Finn you're such a stale cake

by Stalecake April 23, 2015

Stale good

When your chips are slightly stale, but still good enough to eat

"I left these chips out for 5 days, but wouldn't you know it they're stale good!"

by MrMiddles November 14, 2015

Stale Ass Bitch

Stale ass bitch is an insult used mainly towards overly skinny females.

Especially if they like to do alot of shit-talking and can’t defend themselves.

Stale ass bitches are usually pussies.

A) “Shes such a stale ass bitch!”
B) “Who? Valentina?!”
A) “Yeah she's talking all that shit but when I press her she hides behind poles and shit!”
B) “Poles?”
A) “Yeah! Poles! She’s THAT skinny. Not gonna blame her tho, if i were her I’d be pussy too. A fucking breeze might snap her in half if its too harsh.”

by ItsJust.Christina January 23, 2019

stale meatloaf

a hard shit thats as firm as it is huge!

Man I had to drop some stale meatloaf just now!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

Stale Text

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.

It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!

by djs477 December 29, 2009

Stale Meme Syndrome

A shitty old meme that Finn generally says and think it's funny.

Finn: Oh shit waddup!

Finn: Ey B0ss!
Jack: Fucking stop.
Jack: You have stale meme syndrome.

by whysissi July 5, 2016

stale and shake

Stake and Shake after 2 a.m, and after a long hard night of drinking.

A.S: Lets go to Stale and Shake.
A.K: Don't you mean Steak and Shake?
A.S: Noo I mean Stale and Shake.

by taas June 19, 2008