shitward

A portmanteau of the English swear “shit” and “Squidward”, the name of a character on SpongeBob SquarePants. Typically interjected in situations of surprise or shock, however can also be used as an insult.

“Dude, your car exploded!”
“Holy Shitward!”

“Such raw talent cannot be wasted behind this register!”
“...Get back to work, Mr. Shitward.”

by CDCB123 February 3, 2018

Handsome squidward

his really handsome gets all the octopussy

handsome squidward gets all the octopussy

by Eating ur mom all day July 25, 2018

Squidwarding

Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants

i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping

by dan and adam June 26, 2007

squidwardsclarinet

A 41 year old.

She sounds squidwardsclarinet.

by Cohoia March 14, 2021

Squidward Testicles

Squidward Testicles is Gay

Squidward Testicles is Gay

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

Hey Squidward

Something that SpongeBob says to annoy Squidward in the episode "Employee of the Month". You can usually annoy Squidward on "Annoy Squidward Day", which is on either January 15 of February 15.

Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward. Hey Squidward.

by waypastsponge October 16, 2023

squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.

"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!

by Spooky Jim Christmas December 31, 2016