I’ll be there in a fart, squat and squeeze minute.
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?
What have you been doing in a fart, squat and squeeze?
Is he/she fart, squat and squeezing?
by Violetta Divas October 15, 2017
Get the Fart, Squat and Squeeze mug.The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.
Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.
Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.
Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.
by Bob Madden August 21, 2007
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1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.
Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.
Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.
by Locker June 11, 2007
Get the squeezel mug.A well timed bowel movement generally held as close to the end of one's work shift as possible. Performed to kill off as much of the last half hour of work as possible by defecating and rendering your asshole boss with little recourse.
Gary made it s point each day to take a Squeeze Break. His boss was wise, but there was nothing he could do. You gotta shit, you gotta shit.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
Get the Squeeze Break mug.An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.
Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.
by mrrab June 11, 2015
Get the Headlight Squeegee mug.Sheer hell that is constipation. The effort to pass a turd that is so difficult it's akin to anal birthing a ten pound watermelon.
Stan had to shit so bad but soon after coping a squat he soon found himself in a Watermelon Squeeze.
by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015
Get the Watermelon Squeeze mug.person a) on seing person b): "Squeee! It's great to see you!"
Person b): {generally hugs} "Squeee! Indeed, fancy going for Coffee?"
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"Oh wow! Oh Squeee! That's fantastic"
Person b): {generally hugs} "Squeee! Indeed, fancy going for Coffee?"
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"Oh wow! Oh Squeee! That's fantastic"
by Baloobas April 26, 2005
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