Squatch noodlin

An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.

Howdy, wanna go squatch noodlin?

Squatch noodlin by Mel Hung June 7, 2016

Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

Squatch Crotch by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

Squatch Crotch by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Squatch Tallywhacker 

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

Squatch Tallywhacker by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Squatch Trucker 

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.

The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.

Squatch Trucker by Bigdummie April 17, 2021

Squatch'd

To drink the "Sasquatch" at Bigfoot Lodge (San Francisco or LA), only to find yourself a little more drunk than you expected.

"Man, I went out to Bigfoot last night. I got so squatch'd! I don't even know how much Wild Turkey they put in that."

Squatch'd by remmyreel April 23, 2010

squatch position 

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air while his sister is on top.

Bro I did the squatch position last night

squatch position by Htychchf June 19, 2018