"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."
a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.
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Trap squashin in the act of obtaining a female partner and demolishing her fanny pack into smitherines.
Will: Hey Rob, did you end up going to poundtown with Flori last night?
Rob: Nah even better! Dude I was Trap Squashin till 8 in the moanin!!
Will: Man what a great way to end your night getting your squash on!
Rob: Nah even better! Dude I was Trap Squashin till 8 in the moanin!!
Will: Man what a great way to end your night getting your squash on!
by WillRob February 11, 2010
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Get the Squashed Nigga mug.A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.
by Kibosh January 8, 2008
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Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"
Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"
by Chester Huntington October 4, 2008
Get the Squash Door mug.The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.
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