Spurglegurgle

When you cum in a bottle of mouthwash twice a day and continue using it.

“I heard that a decent amount of spurglegurgle is actually great at building enamel”

by anita gofradump June 13, 2021

Spurgle

A spurgle is an incompetent, overbearing, self-important, pompous buffoon.

Our boss is a walking disaster, a total spurgle.

by OldSEEngineer August 19, 2023

surple

a very strong drink. to get past tipsy.

have a sip of surple,chaser patrone.drinks

by 8legspyder December 15, 2009

shit's purple

a slang term known for it's positive expression, meaning everything is good in any sense of the word

person 1 "johnny got an A on his test"

person 2 "i know man shit's purple for him"

guy 1 "damn that girl is hot!"
guy 2 "i know man, shits purple!"

by purpleman February 9, 2010

Purple Slurple

A steamy and consensual interaction with a giraffe, who uses their very long, very purple, and very skilled tongue to go down on someone.

Did you hear about Jeff’s trip to the zoo? He got a purple slurple from Dopsy, the baby giraffe!

by Busterpants May 31, 2019

Snurple

a special kind of purple nurple in which the nipple is pinched between the thumb and middle finger where the thumb has index finger support (from the outside)

mofo gave me a snurple last week and my tatas still hurt!

by mexicandyman April 10, 2009

Snurple

Snurple (Verb) is a word that describes a person who is drinking like a silly sausage.

Defined by Tom of the Soviet himself, he used it just twice in an essay, bringing his total A level score down by several hundred points.

The debate on what it is to be a snurple continues even today, baffling the very best, including the renowned George Bush. Long debates and extremely frustrated English professionals have lead to an overall increase in the number of murder victims in the UK during 2005.

"My English teacher attempted to snurple me to death"

by Paul Dilley October 5, 2005