spume

noun usually spoken with the word 'sea' before it (henceforth making it the word 'sea-spume') based on popular beliefs, when odysseus washed ashore upon phakia; long story short, odysseus became a victim of anal rape

dude, you got spumed to the face!

by cory...Imeanfartmasterflex October 26, 2003

spumant

A less discriminating noun to be used in place of faggot or retard. The adjective is spumante.

That kid is such a spumant.

by Jbucci February 2, 2005

spumante

Politically correct adjectival version of profanities directed derogatorily at specific racial groups, mental/physically-handicapped persons, or homosexuals.

Bad: She is so retarded!
Good: She is so spumante!

by Freakona February 2, 2005

deano spumoni

A cartoon representation of Dean Martin on the popular series "Ed, Edd, and Eddy."

Deano spumoni's comin' to town!!!!

by pwfdc February 24, 2010

Spemen

A mixture of two scientific words that describes a adult males seed, e.g. Sperm + Semen

Pronounced - SPEE-MEN

Guy 1: "Dave, I went into a public toilet yesterday and there was spemen everywhere"

Guy 2: "That's why I only excrete at my house"

by AllTheWords March 12, 2013

spuming

the opposite of felching. requires a spuming pipe.

jake spumed dave for all he was worth

by McBinglebum March 19, 2005

sumenkin

A person who stands outside your window at night and waits until your undressing and then he/she...

man last night i got sumenkined by my brother, completely came up on my...didnt even know.....

by Sominkinkin? July 27, 2006