sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle

by sethmad October 1, 2020

spoffle

Foam covers on the end of the mics that prevent "popping" (Definition: Origin: comedian Hugh Laurie, by way of comedian/author/actor Stephen Fry, by way of Patrick A. Keane.)

My P's and B's sound too sharp. Is there a spoffle around?

by Kathy Yu September 4, 2005

Pocket Shuffle

The act of putting your hands in your pocket to readjust your testicles and on occasion penis. Sometimes even to conceal an erection.

I've been in the sun all day and my balls are sticking to my thys. Watch my back as I Pocket Shuffle.

by Albert Winthorpe July 21, 2017

the gratitude shuffle

Slang for that quickly recognizable body language of a person approaching you to ask for spare change.

I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Midnight Shuffle

When you wake up drunk in the middle of the night and Shuffle over to the fridge for a midnight snack.

Dude. I woke up to a noise last night and caught you doing the midnight shuffle.

by Theprofessionalmidnightshuffle September 9, 2016

Tallahassee Shuffle

Video Games. Where the player character circles around an object that enemies cannot destroy or move through in order to manipulate their AI and run away in the direction you wish to go.

Oh I was playing Resident Evil Village, I gave that one boss the old Tallahassee Shuffle and got away.

by 1word May 11, 2021

Shuffled

getting involved with a certain group of people completely by random.

when someone gets involved with a certain group of people without actually knowing any of them or without having a previous contact with any member of that group.

Tom : oh man, I got shuffled with a bunch of hippies last night, turns out one of them was a well known artist!
it was crazy!

Jim: wow! that's awesome!

by Linorth October 9, 2014