anal spelunker

A being who enjoys inserting ones enlarged erected genitalia into another beings anal cavity(s).

"Shut up Craig, stop being gay, you anal spelunker."

by Twisted System™ August 12, 2006

spelunker

The act of inserting ones head into the vaginal opening of a female companion.

Luis- "Damn, I heard Sally is really loose"
Anand- "Yeah, I think Mike should give her the spelunker"

by JustSomeGuy2 January 5, 2009

ass spelunker

this word comes from ass meaning butt and spelunker meaning someone who explores caves so ass spelunker means someone who explores the butt hole and its surrounding area

god jantzen minton is such an ass spelunker

by the_one_and_only June 9, 2003

sphincter spelunker

One who makes a hobby of exploring and studying the cave that is surrounded by the annular muscle (i.e., the ass)and able to contract or close a bodily opening. A poostabber. A male homosexual/anal invader.

My friend Paul is a sphincter spelunker, thus he is constantly washing feces off his weener.

by Carter Jordan September 27, 2004

chunky spalunker

1. Bits of vomit floaties, such as in a drink or splattered upon a carpet.
2. A vomiter.

"Eeeew, there are chunky spalunkers in my Yoo-Hoo...." said Alex "AJ" Lampe, after he prepared a cocktail in a cup he had vomited in five minutes prior.

by Darcy is wearing pants. July 7, 2007

Queef Spelunker

One of low moral character; an asshole; a quim taint; one considered unpleasant company.

I told that queef spelunker to eat my ass dust!

by Hangman Angman January 29, 2012

Young spunker

Young gentlemen or boy who is full of vitality and youth

Steve Croft - What are you young spunkers doing tonight?
Robbie Walsh - Having a sesh you old spunker

by YoungSpunker69 April 3, 2019