Serial Spooner

An individual who indulges in multiple spooning sessions.
Some believe this to be a loveable characteristic but it is, however, an incureable disease.

The only known ways of remedying such an illness are listed as followed:

1) Removing all spoons from the surrounding area

2) Substituting spoons for other cutlery (i.e forks or

spatulas)

3) Persistant name calling and abuse, as followed...

That Ryan Farrant is a Serial Spooner and must be stopped

by Jazz Cat Epic January 17, 2011

Bill Spooner

Bill Spooner is one of two awesome guitar players in an 80’s band called The Tubes. Bill is a really cool dropout dude that has terrible grammar and I don’t know him but I know Roger Steen the other guitar player in the band. Bill has wild Jet black hair and is Very nice looking.

Bill Spooner is so cool dude

by 80’s Kid July 19, 2019

dirty spooner

A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.

O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.

by dirty propaganda September 25, 2009

forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.

Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*

by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009

mr spooner

one of those teachers that think all the kids like them, has a massive forehead and spends their time watching kids.

Mr spooners such a nonce

by FWEFGwegWE February 1, 2022

Nate Spooner

Nate spooner. the name Nate spooner means to have a large genetalia and chiseled set of abs which he uses to break open diamonds, people named Nate spooner typically live longer than the average human and have millions in assests

Damn i really wish i was like Nate Spooner

by giladforbessiaflop October 22, 2023

a spooner

a spooner is someone who thinks their a smarty pants but isn't. they are jokers but idiots.

ugh that james kid is such a spooner.

by Mr. Spooner :) March 22, 2021