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goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.
She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.
by dickstrips May 20, 2014
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Jay-splosion

A jay-splosion is where you laugh so hard a huge wad of snot and blood flies out of your nose. It is gruesome yet funny.
I laughed so hard I had a Jay-splosion!!!
by gee uh May 18, 2022
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