splooshtein

Word used in east kildare, mainly in straffan, as a slang for masterbation

i,m going for an auld splooshtein down by the river

by Colin Donovan March 22, 2008

Splorch

The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.

Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!

by Tai Zidek January 5, 2005

Sploosh Muffle

The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'

- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"

by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013

Splarsh

The act of driving a vehicle through slush or water at high speeds in order to soak innocent bystanders. Easiest way to get the bird in history.

Joe: Hey look some joggers, let's splarsh the fuck outta them.

Verb: Splarshing

Joe: Hey let's go splarshing.

by Mrmikeman2 March 3, 2014

splosha

A contraction of the popular saying "Sorry about you."

"Wow, you just got t-boned by a semi in your new BMW? Splosha dude."

by emogothnintendoslut December 23, 2014

splorphed

a little bit more than tipsy, but not quite drunk

After five shots of vodka, Wendy was nice and splorphed.

by pillravi March 9, 2017

splooshizzle

The result of placing a bath bomb in the bath tub.

The bath bomb made a splooshizzle when it hit the water.

by Grintags March 6, 2019