shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

Splinky

When you spunk through the middle of a slinky onto your partner.

Guy 1: Yeah so uh I did a splinky last night it was epic.
Guy 2: That's fucken weird mate.

by Munkey nutts December 30, 2014

Slonky n-word

A crazy person with an above average sized cock.

- Julian you is a slonky n-word!

by Kurtkorv October 8, 2019

sponky

An ethnic slur referring to people of mixed Caucasian and Hispanic ethnicity; a combination of the slurs "honky" and "spic."

My Mom's white but my Dad's Mexican, I'm a sponky.

by Harry Crews January 19, 2008

Sponky

This is something far beyond Spoopy in crappiness, spookiness, and keks.

Jeffthekiller is fucking sponky bullshit

by Satan Goldfarb May 14, 2018

Sponky

To have attitude or be aggressive in words

Her: Sorry I was mean to you last night bae

Him: Its okay but youu was bein sponky

by Isabae__ January 19, 2019

Splonker

A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly

Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley

by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007