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Splumpie

The act of dipping ones hand in gasoline, lighting it, and fist fucking a goat.
My anal herpes makes me feel like I just got splumpied:(
by BrandonBigDickChaseLOL November 27, 2010
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Splorp!

Splorp! is the sound of the first spurt of cumgasm hitting a cement floor.
I was jacking off, and then "Splorp!" is what I heard!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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shlomp

"Shlomping is for you-hoo"
by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004
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Splumph

When you cum, only its muffled by something
I splumphed in her mouth
by The real Jeffers August 4, 2006
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slomp top

The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.
"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."
by bones4436 April 9, 2010
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splop

When you are taking a shit and the shit falls in the toilet and the water splashes on your asshole
Thomas (Coming out of the bathroom) "Man i just sploped all over me"
by Thom-ass January 8, 2008
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Splimp

splimp means what ever you want it to mean. It can be used how ever want.
1) Splimp mothafucka!

2) Wanna go splimping later?
3) this dude just got splimped!
by Littledick123 August 8, 2016
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