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Sploinky

Another name for the male penis
Friend 1: “Bro you have so much unspoken rizz.”

Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”
by John Persona October 4, 2022
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sploinger

Used instead of that stupid ass word "simp" cause that word sucks
"Hey, do you know Simon Petrikov?"
"Of course, man, Im the number one Simon sploinger!!!"
by Persononurbandictionary69 October 17, 2023
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spinkle

A cross breading of the words, Spritz and Tinkle... Spinkle.
To Spinkle oneself.
Generally caused by extreme laughter and excited ness, one might "lightly pee" themselves (1-2 drops)
I laughed so hard I spinkled myself.
by Mellissa July 8, 2005
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Yoinkety sploinkety

Yoinkety sploinkety is a slang term for vehicular manslaughter.
“Oh look, theres a gay guy crossing the street! I’m about to pull a yoinkety sploinkety.”
by Alberth Einstain February 7, 2022
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Sploinky Doinky

"bruh imma hit a sploinky doinky on that guy"
"oh no! someone hit a sploinky doinky on me"
by Tainted Farmer December 7, 2022
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spinkle sponk

Gabby: Ohhh, I just spinkle sponked Adam so hard last night.
Big D: Oh shitttt, you mad ting.
by swampdonkey49 December 2, 2017
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sploink

the sound a penny makes when droped in an elevator shaft
"i want to wait to hear the sploik when it hits the ground"
by misha lovelock June 20, 2003
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