Sploinky

Another name for the male penis

Friend 1: “Bro you have so much unspoken rizz.”

Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”

by John Persona October 4, 2022

sploinger

Used instead of that stupid ass word "simp" cause that word sucks

"Hey, do you know Simon Petrikov?"
"Of course, man, Im the number one Simon sploinger!!!"

by Persononurbandictionary69 October 17, 2023

spinkle

A cross breading of the words, Spritz and Tinkle... Spinkle.
To Spinkle oneself.
Generally caused by extreme laughter and excited ness, one might "lightly pee" themselves (1-2 drops)

I laughed so hard I spinkled myself.

by Mellissa July 8, 2005

Yoinkety sploinkety

Yoinkety sploinkety is a slang term for vehicular manslaughter.

“Oh look, theres a gay guy crossing the street! I’m about to pull a yoinkety sploinkety.”

by Alberth Einstain February 7, 2022

Sploinky Doinky

stealing in discord slang

"bruh imma hit a sploinky doinky on that guy"
"oh no! someone hit a sploinky doinky on me"

by Tainted Farmer December 7, 2022

spinkle sponk

Another word for vaginal intercourse.

Gabby: Ohhh, I just spinkle sponked Adam so hard last night.
Big D: Oh shitttt, you mad ting.

by swampdonkey49 December 2, 2017

sploink

the sound a penny makes when droped in an elevator shaft

"i want to wait to hear the sploik when it hits the ground"

by misha lovelock June 20, 2003