Splashing in the kiddie pool

When someone loses their virginity or has sex before high school, during middle school, or at a farily young age.

Steve- Hey Will, did you hear about how Jim got Alyssa pregnant?

Will- It looks like they were splashing in the kiddie pool.

by nubnibs May 26, 2015

Ass-splashin

When you drop a deuce that comes out as some sort of implausible shit bubble. The instant it touches the water in your toilet, it explodes into a literal shit bomb.

Man, I polished off two bottles of Jack Daniels last night and when I woke up this morning I had the most epic ass-splashin.

by bauhauser December 3, 2010

Clam Splashing

The Female Equivalent to Tea bagging.

We were playing a nice friendly first-person shooter when all the sudden the Killcam shows the girl clam splashing me.

by Gnug November 3, 2017

slashie

(n) Slang name for bar /(slash) liquor stores that you find in Chicago, IL. You can't get a license for these kind of bar/liquor stores anymore and the ones that are still around are usually a bit run down, old family businesses that have had this license for generations.

Meet me at the slashie for a shot and then we'll buy a case of Old Style to go.

by niemi July 14, 2009

back splasher

An action caused by the effect of gravity taking hold on an enormous turd falling towards the bowl water of a toilet, which allows great forces of water to splash upward on the bum.

"Does this toilet has a bidet function or was that a huge back splasher!"

by William P. January 6, 2008

splashed

Throwing acid at the person you dont like (opp)

Splashed an opp is when you get splashed with acid

by ndichcushd February 14, 2018

Mobile Shit Splasher

When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.

Joe gave his wife a Mobile Shit Splasher for their golden anniversary.

by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008