Not Switzerland

Description of Sweden. Often used as a direct suffix to Sweden, since many americans think that Sweden and Switzerland are the same country.

- So, where do you live?
- Sweden--not Switzerland.

- Dude, this music is awesome! Is it from Swit-
- Sweden. Not Switzerland.

- Does Switzerland have polar bears?
- It's Sweden, not Switzerland. And there's no polar bears in either of them.

by Pestbarn August 22, 2011

Pull a Switzerland

When somebody doesn't want to get involved in some sort of confrontation, like an argument, debate, fight etc. This is especially true when somebody asks you who you think is right in a particular conflict. Happens the most between feuding friends.

Bob to Frank: "You are so wrong!"
Frank to Bob: "Nah, man. You're wrong and you know it. Even (You) knows it! Right?"
You: "Uh... I'm gunna pull a Switzerland on this one."

by Johnny Daaaze March 17, 2011

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018

Switzerland

A country in central Europe with beautiful mountains known as the Alps. Every citizen has an assault rifle, would be a very tough country to invade.

Don't mess with the masters of chocolate.

by ryda December 17, 2004

Switzerdick

Dick that is considered to be foreign in some way - either in terms of country of origin, or simply gettin' some strange.

A simple way to refer to foreign dick without having to name hundreds of countries separately.

Delilah: How was your trip to Europe ?
Pooty: Excellent - I got more Switzerdick than you can shake a stick at !

Sassy : Bitch, did I see you up in the club with some new dude ? What'll your old man say ?!
Naomi : Just a one-off - I jes' needed to get me some Switzerdick.

by TrudyS August 3, 2010

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)

That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

by Chief Shitting Bull May 2, 2016

Snitzernoodle

A german form of erotic activities where a girl licks the edge of a penis (or a noodle) and sneezes while the male hits climax.

"Dude! Last night was horrible. My girl snitzernoodled all over me."

by sydaniels February 26, 2021