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Spit Roast

When someone gets into a lot of trouble with the law, teachers etc because they have done something quite seriously wrong.
"oh, i got proper spit roasted by my teacher today because i did not do my homework"

"the police spit roasted me today cos i had some drugs on me"
by mike.t December 10, 2009
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Spit-Roast

When someone roads someone so hard that they can't show their face.
Your face is so messed up you look like August from Wonder! You got spit-roasted!!
by Jackson2222 December 5, 2017
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Shitroast

Similar to a spitroast, except shitting in the mouth and anus/clit by whatever means. Can be done by any number of each gender. Also used in desperation. A.K.A. Barbepoo
Babe, we don't have time to reach the shitter, can we shitroast you?
by 12345678909876543215 October 8, 2010
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The Spit Roast

Simultaneous penetration of the mouth and either the vagina or anus. If the penetrating objects are penises, this is sometimes called The Spit Roast
The woman had sex with two men, and one had there penis in her ass, and another in her mouth, this is Called The Spit Roast.
by Richard QW April 23, 2007
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estonian spit roast

An orchestral manoeuvre whereby one achieves maximum clarity and volume on the double bass by pressing one's knee in the back of the instrument. This in turn pushes the string into the left hand thereby producing a voluminous sound.
"Fuck man, Jaan keeps initiating the Estonian Spit Roast on his bass. The poor fucker is getting bruised like crazy!"
by B$$Lad May 13, 2015
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Spit Roast

When an erect penis is inserted into another persons anal cavity and proceeds to penetrate their body, exiting out of their oral cavity. They then proceed to barrel roll on said penis.
"Hey bro, me and Jessica were having sex last night, I tried to spit roast her and it made such a mess"
by Bigdaddymac11 March 17, 2021
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Spitrat

People who camp on Alaskan beaches while they work in the canneries for the summer. Generally friendly, often possess good marijuana.
Did you see the camp of spitrats out on the beach?
by Lanikai July 13, 2009
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