spindle

n. a person that plays the drums. Joe Fitzgerald.

Yo, spindle, get me a beat!

by Victor April 11, 2003

spiddler

small male genitalia

Ozzy has the most ridiculous spiddler

by Goive-master January 27, 2003

The Spindle

An intresting piece of art in Berwyn, Illinois (a suburb of Chicago). Completed in 1989, it featured 8 cars on a giant metal stake with a purple Volkswagon Beetle on the top. The sculpture gained national attention when it was featured in the 1992 film Wayne's World.

In 2007 the stripmall/plaza where the Spindle was located decided to tear it down to build a new Walgreen's pharmacy (replacing the already existing one due to the fact it lacked a drive-thru), even though there were other multiple locations to put it (they could've just simply made one out of the store's abandoned liqour section). Protests kept the demolition of it at bay for months until May 2, 2008 when the sculpture came down. The Walgreen's was completed in 2009, upsetting many residents because the Walgreen's final location did not enroach where the Spindle once stood.

I was able to get a picture of the spindle before it was destroyed because this nation is just too obese and can't walk a few yards to pick up there medicine.

by Gaaraofthedamned December 30, 2010

dick swindler

Idividual who steals other's cock photo, and passes it along as their's, in order to mask their lack of male endowment.

OMG, what a dick swindler, this dude with a baby dick posted Ron Jeremy's cock on Craigslist; and I fell for it! He could barely hit my clit, let alone my G-spot with that limp ass shit.

by Stephaura December 21, 2008

spinderella

a female who is high on meth.

-also sometimes pronounced spunderella.

Is it just me, or is that spinderella trying to light the glass slipper?

Spunderella is going to turn into a pumpkin if she isn't careful.

by wizzy July 25, 2006

spindle shanks

Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.

"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"

by bite it you scum July 8, 2005

semen swindler

One who steals/swindles the man milk or semen sauce from an unsuspecting, passed-out, or terrified guy. This is normally done without the man's consent or his knowing that it actually happend at all.

Dude, make sure you lock your doors and windows tonight. The semen swindlers from Delta Chi are out forcing lewinskis upon drunk and unwilling men.

by Karl Claymore September 23, 2008