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spinach teeth

When you eat spinach and get this nasty dry feeling in your mouth.
"mom i don't want to eat my salad, i'll get spinach teeth again.
by popcornshrimp March 11, 2010
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Spinach Vomit-bomb

A type of hors d'oeuvres that either comes in a frozen package in the supermarket or is made at a banquet facility for weddings or similar functions. Quite often, the banquet facility gets these nasty little shits from those same supermarket frozen packages. The Spinach Vomit-bomb is a wretched piece of flimsy dough packed with the nastiest, most dried out spinach that tastes more like something you might scrape out of your pool when you reopen it. Typically used more as ammunition (see Assembly-safe Shuriken), these pieces of unforgivably disgusting shit can usually be found in piles on serving trays by the time cocktail hour expires.
Jim: "God, I was almost hungry enough to eat a few of those Spinach Vomit-bombs they were serving."

Jack: "Glad you didn't, now we have more ammo to pelt Aunt Rose and Uncle Dave with."
by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
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Sit and Spinach Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that's topped with spinach
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sit and Spinach Burger, it's served with spinach!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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Spinach

Codeword for healthy broads. Healthy- As in fit, eating right, easy on the eyes, ya know healthy

Three types of Spinach:

1) Regular ol Spinach aka Spinach- She a looker so holla
2) Baby Spinach (Baby Greens)- F-Freshman, extra spice

3) Use this one Sparingly
3)Certified Organic Spinach- Anything short of a 9 doesnt fall in this category, dimepeices

Courtesy of Mroski and BP
Damn thats some Baby Spinach right thurr
by Mrotorboat and Pumper August 25, 2011
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spinach womb

It's back!
Susie's spinach womb is back, baby!
by WacoGraffiti August 14, 2017
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A burger that comes with spinach
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You Spinach Me Right Round Spinach Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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creamed spinach

When a woman has too many organs without washing her pubes and the result resembles creamed spinach!
I rubbed my wife's pussy every time I saw her. When I finally got her pants off, I saw creamed spinach!
by Creepy Mike May 31, 2016
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