the act of lodging all the fingertips, preferably knuckle deep, into an orifice simultaneously, and then spreading the fingers as wide as possible.
"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."
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Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"
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Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"
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SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.
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