Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.

Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.

by e0a8198 February 21, 2010

spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance

ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts

by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006

Spiders Web

Having just relieved yourself in your hand; the act of then throwing your spunk across the room in the exact motion that Spiderman would release a web from his wrist.

Rob: 'I'm going out with this slaggy girl, she loves it when I Spiders web in her face'

by Clive Meanderson March 19, 2010

Spider Webbing

blowing a wad inside a woman's ass and making her fart.

Spider Webbing doesn't really need a definition does it?

by Deliciousnessoverhere February 20, 2011

spider webbing

To saran wrap a room in a fashion resembling that of a spider web. When complete, lines of shaving cream are put on each strand of saran wrap to give it that silky look, which would also make it more of a pain to clean up.

Spider webbing is always a good way to get back at a fellow college student.

by Tanzola October 13, 2011

Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.

Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"

by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024

Funnel Web Spyder

When your mate does a handstand and, with the assistance of a funnel, you pour their drink in their arsehole. Finish with a scoop of ice cream.

Dude, did you see the Funnel Web Spyder Steve gave Gavin at TGI’s on the weekend?

by MargotThrobbie June 27, 2020