The ultimate spew, (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly and simultaneously. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat himself. I’m now no longer aloud to get within 100 feet of the family.
by The Negro Ninja July 3, 2006
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I think I've got food poisoning, I poo-spewed everywhere
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by Yummer1980 May 17, 2016
Get the Poo-spew mug.(1) - A term used to describe an unusually small amount of ejaculate which secretes from the the man's erect penis during oral sex
Nathan: Yo I just derailed some next broad last night!
Lexi (next broad): Ya it all ended up on my face...
Kent: Was it a load of generous proportions
Nathan: Nawwww it was just a baby spew...but she loved it none the less.
Lexi (next broad): May I please have some more?
Kent: Shut the fuck up.
Lexi (next broad): Ya it all ended up on my face...
Kent: Was it a load of generous proportions
Nathan: Nawwww it was just a baby spew...but she loved it none the less.
Lexi (next broad): May I please have some more?
Kent: Shut the fuck up.
by BBWlovesflounder November 13, 2011
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by Cubby Stank Esteban November 27, 2012
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hey Ms. aqua vit penalty shot, the same thing happened after last years Christmas white elephant party, deja spew all over again, at least the dogs enjoy the spew pool.
by peerope June 11, 2013
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Micko: Ohhh rank, I'm over spew mats.
Craig: Yeah shit yeah,but what else are we gonna get when we're too tanked to drive.
Micko: Yeah dog, hook it up.
Micko: Ohhh rank, I'm over spew mats.
Craig: Yeah shit yeah,but what else are we gonna get when we're too tanked to drive.
Micko: Yeah dog, hook it up.
by craig masterton March 27, 2008
Get the spew mat mug.a time at which a person spews with such ferocity that a gurgling not dissimilar to the gobble of a turkey is clearly audible.
"dude... Cam got so wasted last night, he was spewing out behind the fence"
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."
by danmau5 August 31, 2009
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