speeding

To take the drug 'speed'

"Hey i got £20, what you wanna do?"
"lets go speeding"

by Zeitgeist September 9, 2008

Speeding Balls

When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.

"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"

"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"

by Addy McGee May 19, 2010

Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.

Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"

by Coops34 December 4, 2010

Seeding

When a woman 'accidentally' leaves a small belonging at a mans house in order to have an excuse to return in the future.

Prime examples are jewellery and hair tying devices.

Man this girl is definitely seeding me, I found a tube of lipstick down the couch and her lucky bracelet under my bed.

by Dr. Novice May 28, 2018

speelling

An incoherent spelling or an incorrect T9 substitution of a word in a text message. The cause is commonly related to alcohol or sleep deprivation.

txt1: i feel roughly
txt2: are you speelling me?

by ::the.queen.bee:: February 5, 2010

speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.

Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.

by heathcat June 15, 2019

Speeling

Speeding for spelling. When you type too fast, not caring about grammatical errors, punctuation, or spelling. When you’re called out for speeling, this is known as a Speeling Ticket.

(Via text): hey John, didnyou cacth the mvoie?
Looks like you were speeling, Jerry.

by ArcadiaXLO October 7, 2019