Speedy Carlos

The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.
Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!
by The Zombie Man Cam October 09, 2011
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speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.
Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"
by weezlhed January 18, 2010
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the speedy hunter

Definition: The speedy hunter refers to the act of asking a girl if she is down to party after telling her your down. This is immediatly followed by taking either a condom (new or used) or the condom box and chucking it at the floor by her feet or right past her head.
"Man, she slapped me right after I tried using the speedy hunter on her"
by king nacho March 06, 2005
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Speedy Freeze

A Speedway version of the popular 7-11 Slurpees.
A little thicker than 7-11 but still awesome.
Usually 89 cents for any size all summer.
Whenever you go to Speedway, it's a crime not to get a monster 44oz Speedy Freeze
by iamtowlie July 02, 2010
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Speedy-fast

So fast no mere human can comprehend its speed. Almost invisible its so fast.
Hey, after Kevin Spacey get accused of child molestation he came out the closet speedy-fast
by niggarhighschool June 03, 2019
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Speedy Pizza

A pizza delivery service in Lugano, Switzerland, that can and will take advantage of a non-Italian speaker by switching their words around to create an entirely different pizza order.
Basically, an order of an extra topping can easily become an entire new pizza of its own. And it will.
(In broken-up Italian)
-You've called Speedy Pizza
-Hello, I would like two vegetarian pizzas please, with extras of olives, ham, and pepperoni.
-Okay, that will cost you (???)
-Thank you.
-Your pizzas will arrive in 15 minutes.

(pizzas arrive)
-Here's you six maximum size pizzas sir, you owe 181 Swiss Francs

by sim1345 September 15, 2007
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Speedy socks

Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.
Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏
by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021
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