sped

Updated definition: A term that combines the two words “special education”. It is typically used for oneself, or among friends as a joke, when they do something ridiculous or stupid.

Chloe Simone Bailey you are so sped.

by dumbfuckwhore May 2, 2020

Spedecial

Slang for special. Usually used in a derogatory manner.

That's spedecial!

Nice job Joe, you're so spedecial!

by Numskuller March 24, 2009

sped head

a fucking dumbass.

lmao cqloutqueen is a sped head

by nigg3rs! February 14, 2018

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.

"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"

by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

spednutz

One who is both a sped (Special+Ed=Sped) and licks nuts. Both a term of hatred and endearment, usually used after a stupid/obvious comment is said or action is performed.

1-Jessica Alba is hot.
2-Hey, figure that one out all by yourself, spednutz?

by J and T January 22, 2006

Sped off ghost

When the person or item (thing) just takes off quickly without notice.

Man that fool sped off ghost.

That car sped off ghost.

That fat guy sped off ghost that hamburger

by Jon Gee July 10, 2009

speddycrust

A stinky Jew that is a sped, is found in different forms, elongated, big tittied and gay, can be tamed with a sped magnet. Likes Warframe and Fortnite.

Shut up Speddycrust, you Jew.

by SpiritCageYT September 7, 2019