Spatchfuck

To render a person, business or country so boneless that you can march in and have your evil way with their assets.

To reduce to financial ruin.

The EU has totally spatchfucked the Greek economy.

We have no jobs and can't sell our fucking house : we're just totally spatchfucked.

by Arsenefurst September 6, 2012

snatchyourbae

some fire lightskin nigga on snap

“omg is that snatchyourbae”

by qykrs May 24, 2020

spatcher

Dude with THAT DICK

You ever been slung a fat 8" cock? Oh yeah he was Spatcher!

by Atxbmw September 15, 2022

Warm spatch

A warm area on a chair/sofa/seat that has remained warm from the person before you's body heat.

Dad you can't ask me to move I've built up a warm spatch

by Spicegoat October 26, 2013

spatch

The effluvia byproduct of ejaculating in the anus. Spatch is sometimes removed from the anus by FELCHING.

A greasy glob of spatch slowly worked its way out of her well-fucked anus.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

Snatchy

1. Something snatchy is something that sucks, AKA, shitty. Sometimes used in place of shit, shitty, horrible, terrible, awful, crappy, or just plain bad.

2. A nickname for a friend that you consider to be a snatch master.

1. I can't believe I paid 10 bucks to see that snatchy Will Ferrell movie.

2. What's up, snatchy?

by boxcarjoes November 6, 2007

statchy

Statutory rape. Sex with a minor. Phrase coined by Crustified Dibbs in the track "Statchy."

She told me she was 18 and now I'm doing a 2-5 bid for statchy.

by crustnuts November 30, 2009