Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy

1). A neurological disability which ignorant people believe means the same thing as mentally retarded.
While it's true that people with severe cases of CP can have mental retardation, many people with milder cases of CP have average to above average intelligence. Additionally, because many people with mild hemiplegic (one sided) CP have visual/spatial processing and math and/or language learning disabilities, IQ tests are often very inaccurate measures of a child with Hemiplegic CP's intelligence as they typically measure bilateral thinking patterns. People with spastic CP often have one very strong and dominant hemisphere in the undamaged side of the brain, and one weaker brain hemisphere. This results in one side or limb (s) of the body being weaker and lacking in the ability to accomplish fine motor skills. If the right side of the brain is affected, then the left side of the body will be affected, and if the left side of the brain is affected, the right side of the body will be weaker.

Despite having this disability, people with mild Spastic Hemiplegic Cerebral Palsy often live normal, relatively independent lives. They can learn to drive (a bit slower than the average kid), get a good career, and be happy and successful people.

I used to be angry with God, and cry out to him why I was born with mild Hemiplegic Spastic Cerebral Palsy; why I couldn't be like every other girl my age. Now, I realize that being "normal" often makes people more ignorant and thoughtless. They often take the little things in life for granted and may make fun of those who are different from the norm. Really though, it's those who aren't born perfect that have the most creativity, passion, and determination.

by AliceKettle November 9, 2014

spastic cunt

A spastic cunt is when someone is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

Anaya and Paris are the biggest spastic cunts ive ever seen

by Jizz Nuggets November 9, 2017

spastic

1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.

"Christine is very spastic."

by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

Spastic finger syndrome

When you type and can't seem to type correctly. Transposing letters in a word because one finger wants to keystroke before it should. When typing, adding a space in the middle of a word or where it does not belong. Constantly having to click backspace to correct the problem.

I don't know what my deal was in chat last night, must have been spastic finger syndrome.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

Spastic Centipeagle

Or Spastic Centip-eagle: When a male transexual who is receiving anal and giving head and two hand jobs has sex with another person who is also giving head and two hand jobs and so on and so forth in a linked series. If you can picture in their head and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name Spastic Eagle. Link two or more people in a chain performing Spastic Eagles and they will thusly form a Spastic Centipeagle.

Look at these twelve people in a chain doing a glorious Spastic Centipeagle.

by Rumpleslangstein October 5, 2017

Keyboard Spastic

A person who is failing at typing. They are regularly all over the place and it appears they are in fact having a seizure while typing.

Example one:
Herty man hosw ti going>?
(Hey man, hows it gowg?

Example two:
Person 1: Hey dude what were you on about last night, calling gen busty?
person 2: OH NO, i meant gen is busy!
1: Classic case of keyboard spastic right there.

by Timmy_222 June 21, 2009

spasticated

a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals

that is one spasticated turtle

by fo'shizzle ma nizzle March 15, 2003