spanked

Past participle of spank which means
to attack someone's ass while their pants are down and they can't defend themselves. Often for the amusement of others.

When Sally went skinny dipping and got her upper body stuck in the filter, everyone in a 1 mile area spanked her.

spanked by Sally November 2, 2002

Freshly Spanked 

Term used to declare a general state of mind, opinion or wear and tear.

"Christ I was freshly spanked last nite - it must have been the vodka"

"Look at the rack on that - she needs to be freshly spanked"

Freshly Spanked by The Top Banana April 16, 2010

Freshly Spanked 

Used to describe a very bad loss in football, rugby, baseball or other sport. The loss must be of a significantly high level.

Jim: How did your team do last night?

Bob: Not good, we were Freshly Spanked!

Freshly Spanked by GhostShadow August 5, 2010

spacked 

Used to describe stupid or moronic behaviour by persons a few bricks short of a wall (see retard).

Often preceded by the ingestion intoxicating substances.
This person may now be officially labeled a spackie.

Guy: Woah! Did you see that drunk chick run through that glass door?
Girl: LOL. Thats really spacked up.

spacked by CheapThrills April 12, 2006

Left Sharked 

To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).

This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.

That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.

Left Sharked by broneeho February 4, 2015

Sparkled 

Means to be off your head on some drug, in a happy, trippy way, not in a negative way.

"I went to cotch at me mates with some draw and ended walking home proper sparkled"

Sparkled by NickPhototropic October 5, 2005

Smarked 

Getting really really high off of your substance of choice, usually cannabis. This word originated in the Facepunch Drug Discussion sub-forum.

Me:Dude, did you see kyle? He was smarked as hell.

Not Me: Yeah man, he faced that 1/4 to himself.

Smarked by its shortie April 28, 2012