Spunkmonkey

When one man ejaculates and another uses this as lubricant to masterbate in the presence of the first man.

Look at those Spunkmonkeys
Hello darling, wanna spunky monkey

by lalalalawl December 17, 2009

Spankmonkey

A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.

Well rare mate! I spoke to an RSW today and she wasn't a Spankmonkey! Must be a trainee Doctor!

by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009

SpunkMonkey

A SpunkMonkey is cumming on a girls face then cutting your pubes off and sticking them to her face. lots off girls like a very hairy and cummy face. its gives them joy.

I gave monica a SpunkMonkey last night she loved it

by Dramalama November 11, 2015

arabian sandmonkey

you put wax on the guys dick, put it in sand and put it into the arabian chick

Can u not shove your arabian sandmonkey so far up my second nostral.

by i love sand monkeys up my ass March 29, 2009

shwankmonkey

Two men who shwank in trees just like monkeys

Two niggas who shwank in the wildnerness naked while near baboons or monkeys

A word that describes a way u can shwank or describes the person or people

Matt and Coach K decided to be shwankmonkeys one day after soccer practice.

by chea6969 August 29, 2006

Spunkmonkey

Someone who enjoys taking animal sperm on their forehead

My friend Liam is such a spunkmonkey. Did you hear about him and the goat the other day? That was disgusting!

by Jizzlamic State January 9, 2017

spacemonkeymolly

An unbeliavably naive good-doer in love with humankind.

He: "Look at that shine!"
Me: "Yeah, watch that spacemonkeymolly go..."

by egonym February 15, 2019