Meat Spanker

A person who enjoys Jacking Off

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.

by Nick July 15, 2003

spankler

a spank on the ass by a sprinkler

That man is getting spanklered!!!!!

by keifer22cardinal November 30, 2006

hankerin for a spankerin

simply put u are hankin for a spankin

that hoe just looks like she is hankerin for a spankerin.

by runningman May 12, 2008

Spankerchief

a hankerchief that you cum on

wow dude i need to wash my spankerchief

by Mitch Meyer April 8, 2008

Spankered

The equivalent to being extemely drunk, 'lagging' or 'hammered' used for description.

Boy 1: Mate, I cannot wait until after all the exams are all over, gonna be mad.
Boy 2: I know! I'm gonna get absolutely spankered every weekend!

by Makaveli321 October 17, 2012

wall spanker

one who rubs his/her naked body up and down a wall.

Person 1: duuuuude, is u a wall spanker?

Person 2: hell yeah it's awesome!!!!!

by killah giggler August 21, 2006

Monkey Spanker

A Monkey Spanker is were a human spanks a monkey or ape with his hand.

Dang, that dude's a monkey Spanker.

by Savannah connars April 3, 2021