spandalized

When your eyes have been damaged (i.e. vandalized) by looking at a large woman who has no business wearing spandex shorts.

Dude 1: "Dude, look at that woman eating fried butter, wearing her spandex shorts."

Dude 2: "Oh, Nooooooooooo, I've been spandalized."

by jlowe1964 October 16, 2009

Shandani

a girl who is smart and weird but good looking and nice.

person 1: have you met shandani?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: shes really nice and cute
person 2: cool

by alexlerman July 22, 2010

sandani

sandani is a really cool girl with who is funny, kind, and beautiful. usually, she is kind of short, and has short hair. she comes from an asian country, and has plenty of culture to offer others. she is loved by everyone, and become best friends with so many people she meets. she loves silly senses of humor, and has a silly sense of humor herself.

is that sandani? i love her! her jokes always make me laugh!

ugh i wish i was friends with sandani, she is so cool and seems so nice!

by anonymoushumanoid September 17, 2019

Spadank

The process of being jizzed on or loving skeet so much that when it happends the partner being spadanked just screams it out.

1)Holy crap dude Vivi just got spadanked.

2)Last night I spadanked on this girl.

by Mojo JoJo and Bizo Biz January 10, 2005

scandanavian sandstorm

This is when you jizz in the sucking end of a high powered fan and it spews all of your jizz all over the place.

Jim: "Billy just got scandanavian sandstormed."
Bob: "Yeah i know."

by Timothy shanly June 18, 2011

spandau

An 80's derogatory term for an obsessive fan of new romantic music or other new wave bands with funny haircuts. Originates from the pop group Spandau Ballet and was heavily used in the Santa Barbara, CA area.

Look at those spandaus listening to Depeche Mode in the quad. Is that guy wearing makeup?

by buzz January 5, 2005

spandango

a dance performed by a chinese mountain dwarf

why don't you just go and spandango your cheese ass outta here.

by nickie B January 13, 2003