spectater

A Potato with glasses

The spectater sat quietly reading the ingredients of french fries in shock

by Jacob Rust April 25, 2006

Spectator

Now-defunct East Bay adult newspaper, originally part of the 'Berkeley Barb' but spun off as an independent weekly in 1978. Ceased publication in 2005. One of the first publications anywhere to print sex-worker advertising. For the last 10 years or so of its life, the weekly 'Spectator' ad was a regular business expense for many Bay Area pimps. Receives a mention in 'Hey Girl' from The Team's 2002 CD, 'Beyond the Glory.' Often called the 'Espectator' by Bay Area TV or TG escorts.

If Krissy's out of the game, what's her ad doing in this week's 'Spectator'?

by Mazoola August 13, 2006

Broke and Spattered

Literary slang for "came" (or "cummed")," or "had orgasm." The anti-hero in Anthony Burgess' dystopian novel, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (played by Malcolm McDowell in the movie) 'broke and spattered' at the end of intercourse.

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"So I was doing my girlfriend, and I had been humping away for about half an hour -- "

"Dude, you have great discipline. I would have broke and spattered after five minutes!"

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by al-in-chgo March 12, 2010

Sacataters

An adverb used to describe a very ugly girl

GAH-LEE! Look at the woman...shes uglier than a sacataters!

by The 3rd Shift June 29, 2011

batter spatter

When a man is attempting to sew his seeds but not get his wife pregnant

Wife: Honey, I’m hungry. Can you make me some breakfast.

Husband: Sure! What would you like?

Wife: Ooh! Something with your famous batter spatter…

Husband: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ITS_GOOD_FOR_YOU March 5, 2022

Spectator

It is a variation of the stranger. Except instead of just numbing your hands, you also numb your penis, giving a truly existential experience for yourself.

Wow..... I just pulled off the spectator.

What is the meaning of life right now........

by The Moment August 22, 2011

spatter

to cum unexpectedly

sorry honey i didnt mean to spatter in the cereal

by zinger February 25, 2003