spackchase

To purchase something, whether it be film, technology or otherwise and then have the price plummet within a week or so of buying it.

Made famous by Spackhead of PD.

That Panny HD player was a right spackchase :(
Though it does mean we get cheap doovde!

by Spackhead fanboi April 2, 2008

Suckcess

The ability to always fail, and consider yourself a winner

I consider myself a suckcess at everything I do. That's why I will continue to make America great again.

by Marine bcb November 17, 2016

Spactress

A spactor or spactress is an actor or actress who has a visible disability like being in a wheelchair or has crutches.

Guy 1: That girl from the malteser advert is such a spastic.

Guy 2: Nahh she's a spactress.

Guy 1: Omg that's brilliant.

by WeeaboosUnite February 14, 2017

Suckcess

A kind of full on success that only happens when you finally realise, admit, and embrace that you suck at something.

- The Romans f-g sucked at naval warfare, bro!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!

by DjDb October 9, 2017

suckcess

Where you are able to accomplish either one of two often-difficult-to-attain goals:
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)

(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.

Hottie #1: Yo, Girl --- how'd ya make out with Brandon?
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.

Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.

by QuacksO October 23, 2017

Snackless

The state of being famished without the immediate satisfaction of a snack.

I was out drinking all night long, and was looking forward to feasting on a box of Ding Dongs when I got home, but my fat-ass Corgi ate the entire box, and now I am snackless.

by Razoom November 28, 2018

Sunckcess

A state of mind where one achieves mental and economic equilibrium. He or she is free from shackles to pursue his dreams. Sunckcess should be sinkable -that person should be a normal person after achieving it.

Vijay achieved sunckcess when his company income became totally on auto-pilot.

by Anurag Slater Roy March 19, 2020