soulja boy 

an illiterate being with a speech disorder

soulja boy up in dis hoe.....wtf?!!!

"My cousin was born with what we call a soulja boy disorder in which the human mind cannot take more than one word at a time/speech disorder"

soulja boy by Hajer December 24, 2007

soulja boy 

Someone you won't understand for quite some time.

"Watch me crank dat soulja boyyyy. YUUUUUUU."
"Good for you."

soulja boy by Ayeedrian October 31, 2007

Soulja Boy 

a dumb mofo who tried to step on Nas by saying he killed hiphop.

The only reason Nas said hiphop is dead is because he killed it.-Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy by bigbuttsowhat June 4, 2009

Soulja Boy 

Another horrible rapper from the dirty south. He's currently contributing to the murder of hip-hop.

An example of one of his half-assed songs:

"I got me some bathing apes
I got I got me some bathing apes
I go I got me some bathing apes
I got I got I got me some bathing apes"

Soulja Boy repeats that like a million times, raps a short and retarded verse, then repeats the above AGAIN.

Soulja Boy by Billy The Man January 5, 2009

Soulja Boy 

A total faggot. Can't rap for dog shit, and every little girl LOVES him even though his music is shit.

Soulja Boy: YOOOOOOOOO!

Me: Faggot.

Soulja Boy by Wordpad Sucks January 13, 2008

soulja boy 

A whack ass rapper from the south who's got shitty lyrics and has the most f***d up song out called "crank dat".

Just listen to his song,soulja boy "crank dat"

soulja boy by Dubble R December 31, 2007

Soulja Boy 

A hugely popular(though nobody knows why) source of entertainment for preschoolers and retards, Soulja Boy is a intellectual who excels in teaching the ancient art of "Crankin' Dat". Now, you too can learn how to Crank Dat with Soulja's time-tested method:

See Soulja Boy crank it. See Soulja roll.
"Watch me crank it, mommy," says Soulja. "Now watch me roll."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.
See Soulja crank it. See Soulja roll. "Watch me, you."
Mommy sees Soulja do. So should you.

What does Soulja Boy crank?
See Soulja crank that RoboCop.
See Soulja jock on those haters. Soulja doesn't like haters.
See him crank that Roosevelt. Now see him roll.

What does Soulja like?
Soulja likes that hoe. Soulja likes Superman.
See Soulja imagine. Soulja imagines he could see Superman with that hoe.
See haters hate. See Soulja jock on them haters.
See Soulja see Superman with his hoe. Haters are jocked by Soulja.
Soulja doesn't like English language. See English language be jocked.
See Soulja do... again

Soulja does many things, Soulja do.
See Soulja bouncing. He's bouncing on his toe. His toe gets numb.
See Soulja's water gun. Soulja super soaks his hoe. The hoe get wet. It rusts.
Soulja Boy doesn't like his hoes rusty. He gets a new hoe. He cranks it with Superman.
See Superman and Soulja cranking it.

Superman and Soulja Boy are cranking it. They are cranking it on their hoes.
See Soulja boy, you. Now see him, you. Now see him roll.
Now watch him, DOOOOOOOOOO. Crank that.
See Soulja Boy shoot Superman.

See Soulja state "Screw Superman, shit's so skanky"
See Soulja not Superman dat ho' no mo'. Now see him roll.
See him crank that Spiderman on that ho'. Now see him roll again.
All this rolling is making Soulja Boy dizzy. See Soulja take a vicodin.

See Soulja roll. See Soulja trip. See Soulja fall. See Soulja Boy finally shut up and DIIIEEEEE!!!

Soulja Boy by kittycatgirl May 5, 2008