by Your Local Wallflower. February 27, 2014
Get the sorostitute mug.A sorority girl with a moral compass that does not always point north (or any other direction) on a regular basis.
After a couple of drinks, Emily was willing to accept the role of sorostitute for any number of boys at the party.
by Wordsmithy747 April 18, 2010
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A Sorority girl who is/acts like a prostitute. A college girl who is flighty and sleeps with anyone and anything at any time because of a lack of any basic morality and a need to 'party'. A great insult to college/Sorority girls who act like hoes. College sluts who add to the spread of diseases on campus.
Ugh...here we go again...another party full of Sorostitutes...hope you brought your antibiotics!
Oh her? She's just another Sorostitute...don't get too close or you may be going home with a nasty visitor.
Oh her? She's just another Sorostitute...don't get too close or you may be going home with a nasty visitor.
by Clever99 May 23, 2011
Get the Sorostitute mug.I should have known she would be the type to engage in such blatant and unadulterated sorostitutery. What a whore.
by Ghostface May 26, 2004
Get the sorostitutery mug.A derogatory word for women in sororities.
Mostly used by incels and people not affiliated with Greek life.
Mostly used by incels and people not affiliated with Greek life.
“Wow, look at the new freshmeat sorostitutes!”
“Why would you call them that chad? This is why you’re a virgin.”
“Why would you call them that chad? This is why you’re a virgin.”
by srat babe November 14, 2018
Get the Sorostitute mug.This is short for a sock puppet substitute. As you'd imagine, it refers to a sock puppet being used in place of an absent person or subject. At the time of my writing this, there is only one Google search result for the word sockstitute.
Steven isn't around, so I'll use this sockstitute to show you what he is like.
I know you want to see Jimmy, but he couldn't make it. I'll use this sockstitute to imitate him.
Kayla isn't interested in you, but you can use my sockstitute to pleasure yourself.
I know you want to see Jimmy, but he couldn't make it. I'll use this sockstitute to imitate him.
Kayla isn't interested in you, but you can use my sockstitute to pleasure yourself.
by Just8.4 August 14, 2016
Get the sockstitute mug.a curious product of Chicago's Blizzard of 2011, "snowstitution" is a practice where a guy (with a car surrounded/covered by snow) hires an attractive girl to make feeble, ineffective attempts at shoveling the snow, only to lure in random guys (snow-shovelling johns, or "shons") to take over for the snow-shovelling damsel-in-distress. Also known as a "snowjob."
My car was all but lost in the snow, until I picked up a snowstitute to get the job done. The shons couldn't keep teir hands off their shovels.
by rsb1000 February 23, 2011
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