Simpanzee

A guy who will literally do anything to make his homies look stupid in front of his crush/crushes. Typically simpanzees are self conscious lil creatures of nature so they feel the need to put the unwanted attention on someone else. (And they tend to have the name clay)

A couple of homies chillin: (simpanzee see his crush) hey ryan remember that time you did something so stupid that even beetle juice would envy you. Ryan: you simpanzee you only brought that up cause kelly walked by, gosh i HATE being in public places with you.

by Yomammabiggerthanahorse January 28, 2021

sampath

A cool guy who follows the path to himself.

Sampath! Follow the path to Sam!

Which path do we follow? The path to Sam!

by LightKnight September 16, 2013

soma

A drug used in Huxley's futuristic utopian novel "Brave New World." The substance is supposed to have the affect of modern drugs, yet no side-effects. Could describe bliss, oblivion, pure love, or pure utopia.

Peace is my soma.

by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004

Somali tea

A delicious type of tea only Somali people know how to make best.

Farrah:can I get some of that Somali tea

Halimo:make it yourself you have arms and legs

by Flight13 June 5, 2017

sampampapi

founder of the pussyslayers.

do you know who came up with cumblender? yea fag it was sampampapi

by sampampapi October 21, 2019

soma coma

A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:

*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!

"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"

"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"

by Caylie, Cammie and Alicia May 24, 2008

sampao

a short mad man who always shout and knows what kinda animation people like. He likes to play a lot but when it comes to love story, even Hitler can't defeat him, that kind seriousness, you feel me? sampao is a ... what the heck you reading here motherfucker?! i'm talking to you reading this shit sampao is just a fucking hoe so get the fuck outta here bitch ass nigga

aww he's such a sampao

by bleubleu 98 December 11, 2018