Sober Sauce

water, imbibed copiously when drunk on spirits in hopes of not getting hung over

Apan: dude, i'm so wasted. pass me the sober sauce.
LOVEMASTER: chug! chug!

by da duckster February 16, 2006

Sober as a dog

To be absolutely pissed out of your face

Has tony been drinking?
Dude, hes sober as a dog

by Tony Stonehouse June 29, 2008

sobero

The one guy (commonly a "bro") that is sober in a group of all drunk people. Sobero's duty is to take care of the group and make sure nothing goes wrong. It's the highest form of responsibility in a alcoholic group.

"If you ever need a sobero, Sean's the guy."

"Man, last night, I had to be the sobero in this group of maybe 20 drunk girls."

"Damn Haruko, I should have had a sobero. I lost my iPod, my cellphone and my wallet last night, while I was drunk."

by dmanlee93 March 8, 2010

Kentucky Sober

"Kentucky sober" refers to the physical and mental state of a person after they have been to Kentucky Fried Chicken and entered a food coma that was so intense they got meat sweats. This results in them being "Kentucky hungover" the next day until the effects start to abate and they become "Kentucky sober".

Sorry, I can't hang out today I was at KFC last night and I'm not Kentucky sober yet...

by EllosJuldekoration January 27, 2023

Sober as a goat

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression

Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

by Not Bobby July 2, 2016

Sober Cab

Basically the same thing as a Designated Driver. They go with a group of friends to a party but don't actually participate in drinking but they drive their drunk friends home.

Ian's my sober cab.

by Neal Longhorn December 24, 2010

sober daddy

A sober daddy is a absolute cat who avoids piss like the fucking plague.

“Listen to ya your a fucking sober daddy” Danen Crowell 2020

by Ape Doughboy September 12, 2020