A name only give to Crazy ass Italian familys :O a very sexy last name only a couple of people are worthy of this last name
by Loserlover3 April 7, 2009
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Office worker 1: Where is that Slomolol with those Coffees?
Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!
Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.
Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...
Example 2:
Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.
Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.
Guy: Your an idiot.
Office worker 2: I don't know he's been gone for like 30 mins!
Office worker 1: Yeah, he's probably only just walked into the kitchen.
Office worker 2: Man the boss needs to fire that Slomolol...
Example 2:
Guy: My cat got runover this weekend, I'm so bummed.
Slomolol: Hahahahaha, that's a shame.
Guy: Your an idiot.
by rsummers April 24, 2010
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slomopopo - (noun and verb) - In full, it means SLow MOtion POetry POst, a new form of social media poetry invented in 2019 because life, partly due to technology, was moving too fast, and some remedy was needed to slow it down. Also it means the act of posting a slow motion poetry post through social media. Often a slomopopo contains a still image to add further decelerating drag and to attract the eye of the reader.
as a noun - "Because his thinking was so slow and deep, and the world of social media was moving so fast, he decided a new literary form was needed to put a foot on the brakes and slow things down, and thus slomopopo was invented."
as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.
as a verb - "Each night the dilettante poet slomopopoed all over the internet and made a terrible mess. After experiencing the posts, many people felt the need to wipe the slomopopo from their feet and also their brains.
by nothinc March 17, 2019
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He an amazing person to talk and hangout with, you’ll end up being in long conversation with him for hours having a wonderful time.
He an amazing person to talk and hangout with, you’ll end up being in long conversation with him for hours having a wonderful time.
“GET SOLMONED”
by ThatOrangeEngine November 18, 2020
Get the Solmon mug.Person who is always has a girlfriend but talks about how complicated they are. Has a pretty big DICK. He is a great person to be around funny,flirty when he want to be, smart, and life of the party. His dick does not discrimante will fuck any girl from any race as long as she looks good to him. Very Caring likes to make people happy ,especially girls, wink wink. Loves to have a great time in the bedroom r anywhere.
'' Hey didnt he hav a different girlfriend last week dat boy is working his SOLOMON swag"
" He hung like Solomon"
" He hung like Solomon"
by dis boi October 4, 2010
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your so salomon dude!
by Situation454 December 9, 2010
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by KingSolomon July 29, 2006
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