Shuttlefucking

1. Repeatedly moving from computer, to laptop, to computer, with disk in hand, because your company is too cheap to do anything wirelessly. And too stupid to address the compatibility issues between laptops and desktops.

Similar to moving room to room in the dorms looking for a lay and becoming similarly frustrated with the process.

2. May also be used to describe routing cable to address network wiring/config issues. Going from the server room, to the floor and back - switching this cable or that one - trying to get the computers on the network to communicate with each other.

1. "Why isn't that expense report uploaded yet?"

"I don't know, sir. Probably because I wasted an hour shuttlefucking, gave up and went home."

2. "After shuttlefucking around in the lab for six hours, we've concluded your network was infiltrated by squirrel chew, moisture, and a lazy system admin who didn't update security patches - like we told him to do a month ago."

by HerrM October 1, 2009

Spit Shuttle

The unintended launch of expectorant in the midst of conversing.

Oh, dude...sorry 'bout the Spit Shuttle!

Dude! you just hit me with a Spit Shuttle!

by mantrum December 3, 2009

Space Shuttle

An Airplane-like orbiter that orbited earth in the 1980s through about 2011. The first space shuttle was launched in 1983. The shuttle launched from a humungous fuel tank in the middle, followed by two boosters on the side. The space shuttle program, as many consider, was a massive waste of money. since the fuel tanks and boosters were not reusable, new boosters and fuel tanks had to be built for EVERY SINGLE LAUNCH. this, understandably, cost a ton of money out of Nasa's pockets. The last space shuttle that was ever launched was Atlantis in 2011. To add insult to injury, two space shuttles in history have exploded, killing crew members. Challenger in 1986, and Columbia in 2003.
The shuttle was launched from the John F. Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, Florida. The space shuttle went into space, the side boosters detached, the fuel tank detached, and the actual space shuttle released a satellite into space. the space shuttle came back down and landed in California, then was taken back to florida on a modified Boeing-747.

Person 1: hey man, did you see that space shuttle launch on tv yesterday?

Person 2: yea it was awesome

by Latenightcoffee October 16, 2020

scuttlebutt

Word on the street/rumor

Well the scuttlebutt around here is that you banged a whore for your first time.

by Mike September 25, 2005

space shuttle door gunner

A humorous reference to rear echelon personnel (air force) who like to talk up how much combat experience they have.

Yeah, that Jack is a real hero. Ask him about his tour as a Space Shuttle Door Gunner if you want to shut him up.

by JonathanH October 13, 2005

Space Shuttle

To defecate by anus into a condom, place condom into freezer, wait until frozen and then use as dildo.

Lee - Hey Natasha do you want me to Space Shuttle your arse tonight with that giant lump of muck I stuck in the freezer next to the birds eye fish fingers?

Natasha - Erm... Yeah OK.

by The Apollo 13 March 30, 2015

Nigger Shuttle

Public transportation vehicles in a major metropolitan area

"Mike's car is in the shop right now, so he will be forced to ride the nigger shuttle.

by KineBud January 21, 2009