Rosebud Snowstorm

Creampie of a prolapsed anus that turns into a cum swap.

Steve received the most amazing rosebud snowstorm last week. Nobody knew he had it in him!

by SusceptibleFollicle November 18, 2015

Alaskan SnowStorm

The Alaskan Snow Storm is a dastardly act of sexual villainy during heterosexual relations. The male and female establish an agreed upon location where he is welcome to come. When about to come, the male positions where established. Then in the final moment he wildly ejaculates all over her.

Chris: So, My girlfriend got the Alaskan SnowStorm again.
George: Man, I can't believe you did that again, you're such a bastard.
Chris: I know.

by Srwim January 30, 2022

Rosebud snowstorm

Prolapsed assholes cum farting on a cum swap.

Guy 1: I used to watch porn on the daily until I saw a prolapsed asshole farting cum.
Guy 2: Oh you mean a rosebud snowstorm?
rosebudpink sock

by Ohverbeing October 29, 2015

snowstruck

The combined feeling of being depressed or couped up at home, but elated that you have an excuse to sleep in and watch movies. Similar to cabin fever.

I am snowstruck with all the canned soup and a movies I've needed to wait out the storm.

by Michael Armani February 26, 2007

Philadelphia Snowstorm

When you're both about to cum and you run outside and jizz over the grass.

David: "Hey Z why is she so pissed at you?"
Z: "Oh I pulled old Philadelphia Snowstorm"

by g310 March 1, 2011

Snowsteria

When snow starts falling in Upstate South Carolina, grocery stores get ransacked, schools close & businesses shut down at a slight dusting of the ground with ZERO accumulation on the roads. This is referred to as snowsteria, a close cousin to hysteria.

I've been out shopping for milk & bread since the snowsteria was issued for tomorrow night. I bought twelve loaves of bread, but I could only round up seven gallons of milk... you can't ever be too careful.

Why are the schools opening today? They know the weatherman is calling for a snowsteria this afternoon.

With any luck I won't have to show up for work/school tomorrow since theirs a 20% chance of a snowsteria.

by BrickAlley March 2, 2010

Snowsturbate

The act of shoving your dick in the snow, and masturbating like that, basically humping the snow.

Snowsturbate: Johnny! Stop snowsturbating out there and come out here this instant!!!

by NinjaFapist January 19, 2015