snowbirds

the biggest pieces of shit in the entire fucking world. old people who make every restaraunt in the whole state of florida crowded from 2-10 p.m. all snowbirds migrate south for the winter so their rich asses don't have to deal with snow. they take their entire goddamn families and drive down the middle of the road at .000000000000000000000001 miles per hour, and are known for causing crashes at this intense speed. although, the younger snowbirds have been known to push 5 mph at times. all snowbirds are stubborn, rich, and have absolutley no idea how to drive a car.

person 1: hey person 2, want to go get something to eat?
perosn 2: we can't, it's fucking snowbird season!
person 1: let's go crash their million dollar cars so maybe they will leave!
person 2: great idea!
person 1: yeah, snowbirds suck ass!

by me, myself May 9, 2006

Snowbirding

A military term used when describing someone who is required to be at a certain training assignment but cannot actually begin for an extended period of time. Therefore they have to just chill in the area (like a snowbird) until they can finally conduct their assigned training. Sometimes they are given menial tasks or details, especially when snowbirding for several weeks or even months.

My training here at Sill was pushed back three months, so I'll be snowbirding until then.

by ClubG August 27, 2008

snowbirds

Gay fuck shit old people who come from nw york into the great state of florida (mostly miami) and ruin it
these pussy whipped bitches are really snooty to anyone who isnt an old fuck who drives a lincoln like them, they drive really slow cuz they have old people disease where they get all retarded and mentally slow and they usually drive down the middle of the road and cause crashes, also, they destroy all the good food places and make people build all these gay gefilte-fish old people restaurants
where they go to eat dinner at like 2 in the afternoon (which is when like all the cool people in miami wake up)
pretty much, snowbirds are a bunch of gay faggets who deserve to die

snowbird #1: oh, herbert, those hooligans over there are listening to music in the car with their windows down, what has this world come to?
snowbird #2: i dont know alfred, but i will call the police on those criminals .......................................................................(now do you get the point about how fucking stupid the snowbirds are)

by patio boi April 5, 2004

snowbirds

Senior citizens who migrate south for the winter to avoid cold weather; usually in RVs. They visit tourist areas during the off-season.

Those snowbirds may not tip well, but at least they keep the restaurants in business during the off-season.

by 123NotIt December 28, 2004

snow bird

A Jew that retires to either Arizona or Florida

That damn Snow Bird made all his money up North and now can retire eating gingersnaps and refering to the Fridge as the IceBox

by Dan March 27, 2005

snowbirds

Slang for sagging breasts.

You better get yourself to Victoria's Secret and buy yourself a push-up bra. Them there snowbirds look like they're heading south for the winter. You gotta wear an underwire to prevent that kind of migration!

by cherryblossom October 26, 2007

Snowbirding

v. - when your lover or partner has a cold, it is implied that you go "south" (ie: perform oral sex) in order to avoid contracting the cold.

Susan has the mad flu, but when she's hopped up on cold medicine and feeling good I go snowbirding. I don't have any sick days left.

by okfinethisismyname January 24, 2011