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snorkel mask 

The act of having your testicles in your partners mouth while they proceed to jerk you off.
I just got the best snorkel mask from Nora last night.
snorkel mask by jodem January 13, 2008

snorkel-dick 

When latinos take a whiz sometimes they expose their snorkel-dicks. Usually they try to hide them. Hint: Don't ever laugh and point at it.
"I giggled at that beaner's snorkel-dick and he had his switchblade at my neck instantly."

snorkel kiss

the act of one person going in for a kiss, then putting their mouth over their partner's nose instead, blowing through their nose until the air comes out their mouth. annoying and very awkward feeling but actually kind of a cute gesture if it's the right couple...
guy: hey baby come give me a kiss ;)
girl: *suspects nothing*
*both lean in for kiss*
guy: SNORKEL KISS!!!
girl: NOOOOOAAUGH!
snorkel kiss by ~Lesl~ December 25, 2009

Snorkel face

When the guy has a boner, the girl holds it pointing toward the ceiling and places her top lip near the head and sloooowllly moves it down toward the balls. Her top lip gets caught on the dick shaft and flips upward, her mouth looking like she's wearing a snorkel mask. When she talks with her lip pulled upwards it looks how it would if she was talking wearing a snorkel mask.
Bobby (to Mikey): Dude, Cindy snorkel faced me last night.

Mikey: No way! What did she say with it?

Bobby: She said, "Hey Bobby, did you remember to pay rent on time?"

And I couldn't take her seriously because it looked like she was wearing a snorkel mask.
Snorkel face by JAIMLEY February 13, 2020

snorkel my ass 

it’s when someone puts their face in the ass
“babe”

“Yea”
“Can u snorkel my ass tonight
snorkel my ass by deddy joe December 29, 2018

snorkel snirkel

Something that some people say, and when I say some people I mean me, a sad piece of garbage.
Human: Hey, what are your plans for this weekend?
Me: Snorkel Snirkel
Person: Ew gross