snorked

verb
past tense to snork;

To shoot liquids from the nose as a result from laughing too hard or abruptly.

"Oh my god, that part of the movie was so fucking funny I snorked Diet Coke all over the place!"

by Foxy Mop July 20, 2008

snorking

the art of talking to long-haired jews at 3 in the morning.

"i go snorking with the snorks...underwater with the sharkyy"

by thedrowningbathtubs38386868 April 9, 2009

snorking

the fine art of sniffing girls bicycle seats

did you see those girls on the bikes headed to the beach?

yea, lets follow them and do some snorking !

by x2f101011 October 10, 2010

snork

To clear mucus from nostril by blowing without using a tissue. Frequently done by runners or cyclists

During the race, Ian's nose was running, so he put his finger on the side of his nose and snorked. Being well-mannered, he first made sure no one was behind him.

Did Santa snork to get up the chimney?

by Dene Dave December 20, 2007

snork

To have a woman sit indian style on the floor while a male puts his erect penis on the top of her head sticking straight up so as to give the appearance of her having a snork antenna.

That girl I brought home from the bar wasn't attractive, so I only snorked her.

by DG21 January 21, 2010

snorked

the act of having your crotch sniffed by an unfamiliar dog

I tried to act cool in front of her parents while her fucking Doberman snorked me

by eekemper December 6, 2004

snork

1. The event that takes place when you smoke too much marijuana while snogging. Otherwise known as oral sex.
2. Cross between oinking and snorting.

1. Beth was snogging her boyfriend while being high off of marijuana, so after a while they started snorking.
2. The two pigs snorked.

by bella and colly November 1, 2006