Human Snookapede

A Human Snookapede Is where someone rounds up about ten of Snookies aborted fetus'. Which just happens to be how many she produces per day. Then we use the stem cells from the fetus' and create lab born babies. We take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones anus. This resembles a Human Centipede. You then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the Human Snookapede around town.

Dude why is that sick motherfucker walking babies with they're mouths to there anus'?

Because It's a Human Snookapede

by Rezarazeraz February 7, 2012

Snooki'd

To get sucker punched by someone twice your size, most likely a guido, after you've had one drink too many and thought it was okay to basically tell him that you're glad their dog died.

The first person to get "snooki'd" is none other than Snooki from MTV's Jersey Shore, who while insulting a guy at a bar found the guy's fist squared in her face.

I heard this girl at the bar tell her boyfriend that she was leaving him for his brother. Needless to say, she got snooki'd.

by SAFSAYSNJROCKS December 9, 2009

Snooker with a rope

When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.

Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.

by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007

Vangi-Snooze

When you talk to someone and they completely ignore you until after you try to get your point across. Usually happens between two co-workers when one does not pay attention to the other because they are in their own little world. They usually follow your last word with a quick and abrupt "huh" which at that point the initiator of the conversation has to tediously repeat himself. Sometimes this happens twice with the same main idea.

I was telling my co-worker of a funny incident that happened this past week and they just Vangi-Snoozed on me and paid me no mind.

by mikey4179 November 27, 2010

vanilla snooki

Any pale white girl that gets drunk and gets into trouble. Made famous by Ralph Garman on KROQ Kevin and Bean show

Christina Aguilera, the hot mess she has become since her separation, was arrested tuesday morning for being drunk in public. She should now be referred to as vanilla snooki.

by cmolle97 March 18, 2011

snook fiend

A person who is habitually lame or soft.

bro 1: Anton lets go hang out tonight
bro 2: No can do bro...i have to cook my girlfriend dinner and massage her feet
bro 1: Damn snook fiend...that's the third time this week That's an RBL to the 27th power.

by Josue Roque June 21, 2011

Risky snooze

The art of turning snooze off on your alarm after being woken up, and going back to sleep in the hope that your body will be the only alarm you need. Often goes disastrously wrong when you wake up and your lecture started 20 minutes ago.

1) "Sorry I'm late for the meeting boss, but I was so hungover this morning that I decided to do a risky snooze and I didn't wake up till your secretary rang, you're cool with that right?"

2) "Hey, where'd you get that black eye?"

"Well I slept with my mates wife, I was gonna leave before he got back, but I was tired so I had a risky snooze just before he came in"

3) "You look fresh"

"Yeah, I totally had a successful risky snooze"

4) "You're forty minutes late for your exam, you will not get the time back"

"But I have an excuse"

"What is it?"

"I went for a risky snooze but didn't wake up in time"

"That's okay then, don't worry I'll talk to the chief examiner about this"

5) The thought process goes -

I'm wide awake and ready to face a new day.

*turns off alarm*

*sits up*

Actually I'm still quite tired.

*lays down*

The alarm is SO far away, screw it I probably won't fall too much asleep.

*wakes up*

"FUCK"

*late*

by ugotpauld December 28, 2011